We’ve been checking kijiji regularly for potential dogs to adopt. So far no luck, but some of these ads are freakin’ hilarious! I wonder what's worse: dating profiles or dog ads?
"3 year old beagle spayed and neutered"
Wow! A hermaphrodite beagle!
"Looking for a purebred lapdog"
I’m not familiar with that particular breed
"Looking for a puppy for my son for Christmas. Must be either a Boxer or a Maltese"
Ummmm... you do realise those two dogs are complete opposites, right?
"Looking for small puppy. Must be well behaved. Will return if not."
Sure... dogs don’t require any work so this should definitely work out!
"Pitbull for stud garante 10 puppys unless someting wrong with your dog"
That’s some dog! He can predict how many pups he will produce. Very impressive!
"Puppies for sale. Mom is a maltese and another breed weighs 6 lbs dad is a shi tzu chihuahua max weighs 10 lbs. Asling $650"
Ummm... you do realise you are charging $650 for a mutt... right?
And my favourite:
"Looking to trade one of my Bull Mastif puppies for an SUV."
I get the feeling Kijiji won't be the place we'll find our dog.
Earlier this week we applied for a retired Greyhound race dog from a Greyhound rescue organisation. I can't wait till they contact us. How can you not love this adorable face!
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love the greyhound!! There's one that lives near my office, and he's such a sweetie. Good luck!
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