Cue the next roommate

Big Rig, the newest roommate who insists on parking his 18-wheeler in front of my house is moving out on June 1st. As much as this is frustrating, I’m also quite happy because he was driving me bonkers! I asked him yesterday if he had found a place to live and he told me he was moving in with his girlfriend. I was surprised by this because I didn’t realise he had a girlfriend. He recently left his wife who apparently bankrupted him, so I figured he would want a little time on his own. I asked if they’d been together long and he responded that they met on Sunday. Yes, Sunday... as in four days ago... as in less than a week. *insert eye roll here*



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